weareallportionsforfoxes:

Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.

internetmessiah:

i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

(via preteenager)


4 weeks ago // 204,547 notes
sykethegambithawk:

lunarspace:

ॐ


We are one
slendertroll:

death-by-lulz:

theinsanemoirail:

The shadiest box of crayons.

does it have … Fifty shades of gray?

no it clearly says eight
blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via sexpensive)


1 month ago // 264,840 notes

tennantbutt:

when u misspell jfc as jfk

(via sexpensive)


1 month ago // 14,507 notes

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(via dooblerdoo)


1 month ago // 151,552 notes

bewbin:

dicklover3000:

i feel bad for people who got tattoos during their scene phase

Umm excuse you? This rawr tattoo is very important to me

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)


1 month ago // 7,968 notes
maniacalmailman:

I need this on a shirt pronto

booboostankstank:

when you’re singing a song and someone sings the next line: 

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(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)


1 month ago // 23,138 notes

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)


1 month ago // 94,388 notes

whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

(Source: whordinance, via onehungrypotter)


1 month ago // 233,596 notes